Here's my entry for Smule's "I'm On A Boat" Contest. It's a parody to The Lonely Island's "I'm on a Boat." I curse a lot. Election Day is November 3.
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Conan O'Brien and Newark mayor to end fake feud
Today, Conan O'Brien welcomes Newark Mayor Cory Booker to "The Tonight Show." This is the most attention late night has given to New Jersey since the prom night dumpster baby.
In case you haven't been following it, on September 23, O'Brien ripped on Booker, saying the mayor's health plan was a bus ticket out of Newark. Real original, Conan.
So Booker had enough of the jokes. He made this video in retaliation, banning O'Brien from Newark Airport.
The charade did not end there. O'Brien banned Booker from Burbank Airport. Then Booker tried to ban O'Brien from all of Jersey in another video. But the Mayor of Elizabeth Chris Bollwage sent a letter to O'Brien saying he would temporarily name the part of Newark Airport that resides in Elizabeth to Conan O'Brien Terminal, if he came and visited. Of course, O'Brien said he banned Booker from all of California. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton even made an appearance on "The Tonight Show" to bring peace. Conan milked the joke last night saying he won't make any more Newark jokes and will fill the void by making fun of Detroit instead.
As a Jerseyan, this makes me proud because for once we're not in the news for our corrupt politicians, mafia ties or annoying accents. Instead, people are thinking of us and saying, "You pricks have no sense of humor."
The curmudgeons are talking. Now that we have the spotlight, will Booker have a serious conversation with O'Brien about the issues facing Newark -- and trust me, there are plenty -- or will he make Jersey look even more like the Rhode Island of America?
The pressure's on, Booker.
UPDATE: O'Brien, his wife and NBC donated a boatload of money ($100k) to Booker's charity, Newark Now. I would say during the appearance they joked a bit, but it's nice that something good was done. I hope the money is put to good use.
In case you haven't been following it, on September 23, O'Brien ripped on Booker, saying the mayor's health plan was a bus ticket out of Newark. Real original, Conan.
So Booker had enough of the jokes. He made this video in retaliation, banning O'Brien from Newark Airport.
The charade did not end there. O'Brien banned Booker from Burbank Airport. Then Booker tried to ban O'Brien from all of Jersey in another video. But the Mayor of Elizabeth Chris Bollwage sent a letter to O'Brien saying he would temporarily name the part of Newark Airport that resides in Elizabeth to Conan O'Brien Terminal, if he came and visited. Of course, O'Brien said he banned Booker from all of California. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton even made an appearance on "The Tonight Show" to bring peace. Conan milked the joke last night saying he won't make any more Newark jokes and will fill the void by making fun of Detroit instead.
As a Jerseyan, this makes me proud because for once we're not in the news for our corrupt politicians, mafia ties or annoying accents. Instead, people are thinking of us and saying, "You pricks have no sense of humor."
The curmudgeons are talking. Now that we have the spotlight, will Booker have a serious conversation with O'Brien about the issues facing Newark -- and trust me, there are plenty -- or will he make Jersey look even more like the Rhode Island of America?
The pressure's on, Booker.
UPDATE: O'Brien, his wife and NBC donated a boatload of money ($100k) to Booker's charity, Newark Now. I would say during the appearance they joked a bit, but it's nice that something good was done. I hope the money is put to good use.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
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