Here's what Kat of Polish Me Happy! said:
"Darren tells us how nail polish names are out of control. He figured this out after his girlfriend made a stop at Sephora's and walked out with 'I'm with Brad.' Darren got a little jealous! Hmm... was it really the name or the shape of the bottle? Just saying..."She was referring to this post where I list a bunch of made up nail polish names.
Now I may be wrong, but I think Kat is making fun of the shape of my manhood. Implying that a nail polish bottle can do a better job under the covers than I can. And all I have to say is...How does she know that?!?!?!