Saturday, February 21, 2009

Writing punchlines is a tough task

My last post was a huge success, garnering more than 1700 views! I've never had that sort of success before. Now I have the ego of a one-post-wonder blogger. If I keep at it, perhaps I will have the ego of a D-list celebrity!

So, since I had such a triumph this week, I need to bring myself back down to Earth. What better way than post another Levy Review and watch as the views barely make it past 30?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Trilogy Tomatometer

Do you know how many hours are wasted amongst men and women determining the best movie in a trilogy? Trillions, that's how many.
Two of my goals for this year are save everyone trillions of hours and get linked on Andy Baio's link miniblog because it is by far the be all and end all of all things awesome.

With this project I saw an opportunity to accomplish both.
Mr. Baio linked to Dan Meth's Trilogy Meter. Here, Mr. Meth does not try to end the debate between movie nerds, but instead fuels the flames since he only offers one opinion -- his.

Mr. Baio said on his site, "I'd love to see a version redone using ratings from Rotten Tomatoes."

Well, fellow cinema lovers, I bring you -- charts using Google Spreadsheets. As everyone knows Rotten Tomatoes is the most fantastic movie rating website ever designed because it takes the consensus of so many know-it-all movie reviewers that it can NEVER be wrong. EVER! So stop debating -- the answers are below.










UPDATE: Both missions accomplished -- I should add Mission: Impossible to this list, shouldn't I?

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Looking for a more reliable fake news source?

The Levy Review is my latest project.
You should take a look around the site and if you have a YouTube account, subscribe to my channel.
I've got a few videos up there now including this one: