I was on the radio...as a guest

I suck at interviews. Need proof?

In college I hosted Citywide, an arts talk show, on WNYU radio. The current host invited me back on for WNYU’s 35th anniversary to talk about my life and memories of hosting the show.

I can ride a unicycle

But not like this...

I hope she learned to do that because she wanted to and not because she was forced into some circus family act.

I am going to be on WNYU radio

How do you know you're a success?

When you go on the radio show you hosted in college as a guest to talk about your comedy project and celebrate the station's 35th anniversary.

And that's exactly what happened to me!

Tuesday, December 9 at 7:30 PM EST I can be heard on the show Citywide on WNYU radio. That's 89.1 FM in New York. Or you can go into iTunes, click Radio on the left, then click Public, then scroll down to WNYU and click the first one. Or you can just click here. But that's if you want to listen to the pre-recorded (and heavily edited (I hope)) show live. I will be streaming it on this site afterwards for you to listen to anytime.

Why should you listen? Because I give fantastic advice.

Special thanks to Arash Afghahi, the current host of Citywide, for inviting me to do this.

Nail polish names are out of control

I was at the mall with my girlfriend this weekend, like many Americans.
And also like many Americans, we didn't go into any of the same stores.

We went in and agreed to meet back at that entrance at a certain time.
When we came back, I hadn't bought anything, but she bought a Sephora.

Okay, she didn't buy the entire store, but she bought a lot -- a lot of nail polish.

I picked one out of the bag and looked at it and asked, what color is this supposed to be?

She answered, "I'm with Brad."

I'm with Brad? No you're not, you're with me! What is Sephora trying to do? Brainwash women into thinking they can score Brad Pitt?

Why not just go the whole nine yards? Here are my suggestions:

Pop my cherry

Don't go there

I'm in an open relationship

The safe word is...

It'll take dinner and three drinks

I've been doing it since I was 12

Jungle fever

I'm a teacher who fantasizes about marrying her students

I really like my best friend

I'm not worth the trouble